i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
love makes seman taste better
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Randomize
