I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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