Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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