I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
i out mim tonsoeep
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