My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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