She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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