So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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