too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
then he tried to convert me to islam
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
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