Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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