Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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