I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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