If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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