Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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