but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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