The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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