Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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