My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
BRING THE BAGELS
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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