making cat noises will not fix the situation.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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