Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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