Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
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