so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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