so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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