If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My sheets look like a crime scene.
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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