I feel like I'm in dance class right now
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
Randomize
