I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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