You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
im six kinds of drunk right now
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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