my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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