Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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