i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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