do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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