The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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