let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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