is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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