you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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