Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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