have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
that is very illegal...i love you.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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