Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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