That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
North Korea, Best Korea!
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Randomize
