Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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