I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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