I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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