so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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