Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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