Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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