What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
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