No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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