I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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