i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
Randomize
