I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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