8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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