i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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