It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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